Finally read mellowstupid’s 7-months after release review of The Last Jedi and it was the same take as I’d read three zillion times already on the internet.

There needs to be a conservative party in this country,

These people can kiss the fattest part of my ass. Mr. Rogers was the closest thing we have had to an actual, living Saint in our lifetime.

It’s 3 pm, let’s go have a beer and laugh about something instead of watching old Fox News shit.

8-year-olds, dude.

I’m guessing you didn’t actually watch the video. Because if you did, you’d realise that: 

For the past month people have been saying “Africa won the World Cup”?

Trevor is not American.

How... exactly do we prove you wrong? Like, do you want me to make Trump say something about the world cup? Because fella, if I could make him say things, I would focus on making him act like less of a racist manchild, not more.

More importantly, why did I only today put it together that Knives Chau is now Jenny from Glow?

Didnt he kill all those people at Jong-Unstown?

If you hear the kids talking about hoobastank, you might think they are into drugs, but the reality is much, much worse.

That bottom video was basically the equivalent of “Gabbo is Coming.” Let’s hope this new show is as willing to speak truth to power as Gabbo was (all the kids in Springfield are, in fact, S.O.B.s).

But if Batman is the one whose wedding was spoiled, why is petulant media-hungry billionaire Bruce Wayne tweeting angrily about the “sad failing @NYTimes”?

For realz, have this experience every time I turn on TMC. That channel is worth paying for cable.

“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL…

I’ve heard enough stories about Harlan to know that ‘prickly’ is putting it mildly. My only personal interaction with him was when he phoned my husband and I one night - we ran a small press publishing company specialising in classic ghost/horror stories - because he’d heard we were doing a collection of stories by…

The fact that they toss out around the word “groupthink” so freely while ensconced in a secret, private listserv where they happily jerk each other off about how great they are is pretty much the epitome of the problem.

“Set in a post-apocalyptic Africa...”

So after colonialism.