ErrantBaritone
ErrantBaritone
ErrantBaritone

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People managed to go to live events for decades without phones. They’ll live.

Those of us trying to watch the show will not miss you, I can assure you of that. Catch the dvd and text your bae from the couch if you really need to.

I had to do it a few times in college and since I’ve graduated and student loans have gotten real, it’s too depressing. Good news is I only have like 23 more years to go before they’re discharged! The only financially smart thing I ever managed to do was start my 401k really young so at least at some point in the next

I’m sure we’re supposed to be all “wah wah poor widdle millionaires” but hot damn if I wouldn’t also be fed up with that crap. 8:30 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to start construction work. 6 GODDAMN AM IS NOT.

The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense.

Ask five financial advisors and you’ll get six opinions on that. Here’s the thing: if you’re young, you have decades ahead of you for your retirement savings to compound and grow. Compounding really is the eighth wonder of the world...every $100 you can contribute in your 20s can turn into $2,000 or more by retirement

“It’s okay that she said racist things, because they always say racist things.” Probably the worst take ever on Deadspin. And that’s saying something.

“Traffic vs traffic, you still yield to the person who has the right of way and you stop when a police tells you to stop. I don’t think that’s a hard concept to grab.”

LOL. The President- no matter what your political affiliation- should never have to worry about your commute when flying into “your” town. “Hey Michelle, tell Biden I switched our AF1 flight time to a red eye, so I don’t delay TahoeSTi from getting home this evening.”

hey there jeremy,.. hows the new show going?

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.

Speaking as a Christian.

I’ve done a couple of jobs on that list, such as extruder operator and industrial mechanic (same place), and I’ve been a Marine in a combat role. However, the toughest job I’ve held so far is dishwasher.

White privilege isn’t a thing at all. Naaaaaaaawwwwwwwww. Couldn’t be. Just a total coincidence.

so by pointing out the truths about her record, you’re actually damaging her? wow. that’s so unfair.

Lol at people who can’t handle the democratic process.

Dude, no. There’s NO deep emotion to be found in Nessun Dorma. This isn’t Salome’s monologue; it’s just a Prince with boundary issues gloating at how he’s gonna force himself on a Princess in a few hours.

I'm guessing he fancies himself a Working Man.

Silly Texans seem to think their state is worth the effort.