thank you for my new motivational poster

I say this a full blooded Jew, but that is a great name. It’s so great, I almost (almost) want the name to legitimately catch on as a term for something, like getting really wasted (“I drank so much last night, there’s an alcoholocaust in my stomach right now”) or fucking up a drink in some way, like when the…

I read “alcoholocaust” and accidentally giggled out loud. I’m really sorry. Because this is horrible and tasteless and truly upsetting but something about that name triggered a response that I....am embarrassed about. It’s just...a pretty good name. Sorry guys.

POPE KENJI

We had one when I was growing up, and it NEVER got washed. Just wipe it out with a paper towel or cloth and it was good to go for the next meal. My mom also kept all of the bacon grease and used it to cook with, especially fried potatoes.

“Fuck. So close.”

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

Sweet! I’ve been with Vanguard for a while and they’re great. Very low fees. Glad to have you on board!

I ask this with immense fondness: u mad

“Just OK shirts”

This is unreal. I have been involved in this work at my day job for the past 4 years - nonprofit work focused on this issue, but only in a particular sector. We managed to get a lot of organizations to sign on, so this victory feels unspeakably huge. We are celebrating today!

This is beyond stupid. Casting calls go out ALL THE TIME that specify “Caucasian.” Which MEANS “whites only need apply,” we’re just saying it in a less inflammatory way! Also I am positive Equity approved that notice, and it’s shitty of them to step away from it now and act like they didn’t.

You just made me realize Always Sunny represents a diverse segment of the U.S. voting public.

So is there a trick to this I don’t understand? I’ve added three products on the list to my shopping cart, but the items are all full priced, even when I go to checkout. Are the savings reflected after you charge your card?

So is there a trick to this I don’t understand? I’ve added three products on the list to my shopping cart, but the…

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. The greatest trick the Donald ever pulled was getting us to sympathize with a Fox News talking head.

Sessions does not differentiate between the performed tricks of David Copperfield

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What Nintendo is doing is not censorship. It’s content curation that they’re entitled to do on THEIR product. They’re not curtailing anyone’s speech.

Reminder: It’s not censorship if it’s not the government doing it.