I was all ready to try this but it really cuts into my drinking time.

Russia constantly seems slightly fictional

Ha ha! I thought I was the only one who ever did that at operas! And sandwiches. Number one reason for liking the Family Circle. All the cool people go there!

Who wants to go??

I am genuinely, simultaneously both surprised and unsurprised (appalled) by this.

The Upper East Side?

To be fair not having a clue where your shit was made is quintessentially American.

The really depressing part is he probably isn’t. Tech is full of people who really, deeply care about the plight of the downtrodden as long as they stay the hell out of the nice real estate.

He shouldn’t have to see it, they shouldn’t have to live it, it’s tough breaks all around.

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

It's perfectly legal for them to block it. Legal is not the same thing as moral, ethical or correct.

“Pimp My Butterfly”

Not to pick any nits, but, seriously, what was the election that we could afford to lose?

Valsalva maneuver?

She understood enough to accuse the brown people.

I think this calls for a new Kanye themed South Park episode.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

You need better friends. Me. You need me. When do you want to go to the Opera?