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I taught a class he was in while I was in grad school. He wanted me to call him “Sir.” I called him “F.”

I could defend being in the position of dealing with a small child who is a picky eater. But that doesn’t mean it’s the restaurant staff’s responsibility to go out of their way to deal with it, too.

If I ever have to hand a server extra money because of how much of an asshole you are, I’d not be going to second date, let alone marrying you.

Dear dining public:

(I’ll also add that I’m not even male - my name is a Catch 22 reference.)

I’d try this but there is no way I’m touching tuna fish. For large steaks on the grill I actually start on the indirect heat and then move over the coals at the end.

Rest assured that if this came in under the character limit, I would have gone with it.

Wait? What the frick? How the heck do these numbknocks not know that bloggers frequently use adult language? Personally, I think that these people should eat caca and die. I mean seriously. If you’re complaining about harsh language on the internet, you deserve to choke to death after eating all of the weewees. I want…

I get it. I get what the name means. It’s a place to stick politics.

you didnt say anything at all there.

This comment is everything wrong with America.

But wings and fries are ON the menu at every chinese food restaurant in NYC outside of the actually “real” chinese food restaurants. I can understand if they didn’t sell these, but they actually do. Along with chicken nuggets and fried shrimp.

It's not even like they had her on All Things Considered, or insert your choice of highest-brow NPR programming here. They had her on a game show. These are people who clearly still believe in cooties.

I read a great piece yesterday (which I could find it) that basically said that the listeners were mad because they’re all prissy white people who think they’re above such banal things as knowing who Kim Kardashian is, and the show didn’t kowtow to them and pretend she isn’t immensely relevant to pop culture. Amanda…

Your recipe made me happy but the lack of potato in your life made me sad. This comment was a real roller coaster of emotions.

throbbing pikestaff

Its a Goddamn bughunt man.

What fraternity is this shirt from?