I'm going to sit down with this sandwich and have a good think about this.

I 100% dig it and will give him the props he's owed if he and I cross paths here.

Sen. Scott's response is way better than I generally expect from a GOP politician.

Because bowties are cool.

Because bowties are cool.

No, if it really is verbal rape, the brain has the power to shut down any verbal rape pregnancy.

Can we like, get you a raise or something? BCO does something to my spirits. Everyone at work today is squabbling. Tension can be cut with a knife. I'm over here snickering... and wanting to be waited on by a tough ass drag queen.

Context is everything. Maybe he was like, "African Americans are like zoo animals because many of their ancestors were taken from their homes against their will, institutional racism makes them more likely to be subjected to substandard living conditions and high rates of unjust incarceration, and white people gawk at…

...How much you wanna bet that the shitstorm never actually materializes because we're all too busy popping popcorn? Someone's gotta start the craystorm rolling, after all!

We...probably have, and if not, probably will. Small world, l'opera

Well, you're talking about two different things. The dead bodies were supers (and they might have actually just been dummies - I haven't seen this production up close in a while); volunteers who don't sing and are on a completely different payroll than the chorus, which comprises of a highly trained group of singers…

Yes. Sorry about that:

I really want to know what 5 is :(.

Maybe it's cool if you sing it in Italian. "Vaffancuuuuuuulo!"

If this man complains about your hair, I'd love to hear what he says about the ridiculous middle age white lady bouffant updos you see in Texas. (Probably nothing, because he's a racist asshole.)

Do not mansplain this to me.

I like your style, Baritone.

Zombie uprising is an accurate description, since all of the saints climbed out of their graves.

I'm ok with this concept, I just feel that it'd be much more appropriate for Easter.

I just checked to make sure I had enough whiskey to get through reliving some nightmares and it looks like we are good to go.