Erix_Cale
The Captain
Erix_Cale

Mundo only pawn in game of life.

Confirmed: Ariana Grande is Cable

but Diablo 2 is already on PC....

Now I’m just imagining Doomfist, but all of his dialogue is cut together from the president in Idiocracy. “Shit! I know shit’s bad right now...”

ROBOPUPPY PREPARING TO LICK CHEEK

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Uh...no. Technique was perfect. That cigarette never even thought about leaving his mouth.

monogamy took the bone, and matrimony took the balls.

Going to recreate as many Nickolodeon game show prize packages as humanly possible.

Agreed. They’re more guidelines than actual rules.

Back in my day we needed a team of pokemans to take on the elite 4. We also only had one professor named after a tree with a shit grandson named assface.

I’m guessing you’ve never witnessed the early 2000s renaissance of “Dragons fucking cars”. It was a time of wonder and horror.

It’s a Venus almanac, fortelling the dates when Uma Thurman will grace us with her presence.

That’s horrifying and I can’t stop laughing