His other two Pokemon are Pidgeot (Bird Jesus) and Hoopa (the Holey Ghost).

Er, .. because it’s 2015. What you’re looking for is 2017.

I was playing this for like a good month on Newgrounds. Sucks your life away and now its on Steam. Fuck this game.

Toastmaster...ancient... I got it from my grandmother. The butterfly waffle is the best, clearly, since there’s only one.

Toastmaster...ancient... I got it from my grandmother. The butterfly waffle is the best, clearly, since there’s only…

Not everyone can be so forgiving.

I find it humorous that the Civ AI appears to have performed the usual Risk tactic of “take Australia then wait”.

I treat Interstellar the same way I treat Mass Effect 3. About 15 minutes to the end, I turn the TV off and say "AND THEN WHAT THEY WANTED HAPPENED AND THEY WON THE END."

He did. He had two pretty hot daughters who never amounted to anything and a weird son who would go on to win Dancing with the Stars, and he also basically adopted his sister’s kid who grew up in a hard neighborhood in Philadelphia and would go on to become an international rap/pop star and well-known actor.

But does she bring Major Payne?

Can't blame them for emulating Nintendo though.

Is Melissa McCartney still in it? Then the cast is nowhere near perfect.

You forgot one:

Gimme those balls filled with warm milky cream!

Nice Zone emblem on that AK. And these are really awesome, I wonder what a shotgun one would look like. Is this the first time something like this has been in a game? More games should do this.

Dota 3 confirmed!

Don't be ashamed of your love Greg. Embrace it. Let the love flow through you.

Protip: Shaving a nervous alpaca is a quick way to get the Sandwich of Ancient Love. Except when it's not. Which is most of the time.

Really? nothing new? 'Cause what really pissed me off about series was at the end of episode 25 Wakko still hadn't made a choice between Takuto and Sugata. >:(