On the plus side, it should be easy to get a really cheap graphics card now

*clutches senecio rowleyanus*

Puerto Ricans are not real Americans, you goose. They’re just filthy deadbeats who squat in rent-controlled apartments for generations & keep people like Trump and the Kushners from building high-dollar properties there. That’s Trump’s entire view of Puerto Ricans.

If you say 9/11 three times quickly, Giuliani appears.

“if my wife found out, which she won’t” lol

Yes.

I’m betting on him doing that right when it’s clear that he’s lost the election, and he’s going to be held accountable for his crimes. Unless he decides to nuke California instead.

Unless there’s a wall of water racing towards it, there is no risk what-so-ever of a Fukushima-Type event.

1. Anyone who’s been taught how to drive a large box truck should have been taught about height issues.

I thought we all learned after 2016 that polls are wet garbage. Why is polling even still a thing?

You mean “Flutin” 

“Raisins are always optional.”

Is that real? If it is, what are the odds that that idiot turned up in the emergency room with Obamacare insurance? 

An easy way to mitigate the Chrome memory issues is The Great Suspender add-on. It suspends tabs after a given period of time, and you can reactivate them with a click. You can set various rules, such as white-listing pinned tabs or given websites.

I’ve got bourbon. 430 EDT isn’t too early for brown liquors, is it?

(A) “The economy and GDP and stock market are higher than ever before! I give myself an A+!”

Haven’t you heard? Kim is on Trump’s shit-list now, after not following through on Trump’s promise that Kim would give up all his nukes, re-unify the two Koreas, build some nice Trump hotels on the NK beaches, and Trump’s subsequent loss of his once-certain Nobel Peace Prize.

“DPRK stands for Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. It’s a democratic republic for the people. It’s right there in the name.”

We don’t call him “Ghouliani” for nothing.

Are we still calling him President?