ErinB05
ErinB05
ErinB05

Clearly the NFL is a violent sport and a bad influence.

Friend of mine shared this on facebook this morning; following up with an article showing that her murderer wasn’t an illegal immigrant after all....just a horrible human being.

His on-camera pleas were cold and stilted, the kind of performance that screamed amateur hour in a world where true crime has convinced all of us that we’re professional body language experts.

I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if it’s because when the families were separated, they didn’t record which children belonged to whom and if any of the adults even had children.

Was there an actual invitation extended by France or is he just planning to crash their party, unwanted by anyone?

“We sincerely apologize to Aretha Franklin’s family and friends. Our intention was to honor the icon using a secondary image of her performing with Patti LaBelle in the full screen graphic, but the image of Ms. Franklin was obscured in that process, which we deeply regret.”

Issues with wearing glasses:

Let’s face it. Edison was technology’s first douchebag. There, I said it. 

Wait until the rooks find out that rocks work just as well. 

I want Mushu to be played by Eddie Murphy. Not CGI, not dressed like dragon, just Eddie Murphy hanging out. Maybe as a guy who thinks he’s a dragon & everyone just goes along with it.

Hey Sarah! I have friendly relationships, and professional relationships, and unless I’m stranded with a flat tire, or some other type of emergency, I don’t fucking call people at 1 am.

[...]or there’s a long-forgotten crossed wire which allows anyone to dial it directly.

Fun fact: the “fresh” red meat is often artificially reddened via carbon monoxide:

It’s time people stop thinking that pet dogs are still like their wolf ‘ancestors’. When it relates to food, training … all of it. They’re not wild animals anymore, haven’t been for a long time. I heard a great quote years ago about this, though unfortunately can’t remember the quote or the author now, it was a dog

PIZZA CHILD SEX HILLARY CLINTON!

Robert Mueller should let Trump live tweet his own trial.

Boom, I just saved months of preparation and millions of dollars.

He is too dumb to not hang himself while playing with the rope.

DNI COATS: Well, in relationship to the 2016 election—of course none of us were in office at that particular time, but the president, vice president, i think everyone at this stage has acknowledged the fact that the [Intelligence Community Assessment] was a correct assessment of what happened in 2016. We have

If you’re leaving before the end of the 7th, why bother going in the first place?  Just stay your butt at home.

Did Putin show an ID when he bought Trump?