I don’t know if it’s more ironic or just sad.

This is more Alice in Wonderland nonsense. She can’t fly for *a month*?

On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.

That’s a lot more topical than the Ollie North joke I had lined up!

Nicely done.

What he does is rely on Kelly to pull the trigger. But I think Kelly has told him he won’t be the one to fire Sessions and ignite what will be a conflagration of epic proportions.

Is it really?

Here’s a link to Jackson and his dancers performing the routine live, since that’s what the story is about, not being on wires.

Just a guess, but I wonder if they’re going for a Wizard of Oz type vibe, where the Kansas (England) scenes are far more muted than the fantasy world which is more colorful?

It’s collective moments like this that make me think that maybe the world will be alright after all.

Darn you! Just your mention of Up and I’ve got soggy eyes. Now I have to explain to my co-workers that my allergies are back.

I like Jason Bateman. He seems like a decent guy. But sometimes an apology, even something so deep and sincere it spans a few tweets, doesn’t make up for some legitimately poor behavior.

So, quick show of hands: who’s going to watch this, having read this article? I’m legitimately curious.

Still waiting for someone to explain how Cletus in East Bumbleford thought that voting for Trump and his cronies was the better bet.

Pretty safe to assume he’s not even respected in his own home. Guy has a spine made of Slinky.

Reminds me of the saying when all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Dress like a soldier and every interaction becomes a confrontation.

I don’t see them getting past the freshmen team.

-British Butler Voice (no need for Jarvis specifically, Alfred from the Dark Knight trilogy would be cool though)

I’m trying to figure out if it’s more WWII-era Italian fascist salute or more 60s Black Power salute.

Get an air horn and get noticed.