I’m just glad that they’re called the “Arianators” and not the “Arianation.”

Only the Sith deal in absolutes. 

I’m torn between wanting to do this myself, and imagining the “wafer thin” guy from Monty Python. 

Funny thing is, I believe her... I think she was Fred Trump.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Hey kitty cats! I’m back in western Panama after a few days in Panama City. It was me, The Bartender, and a few friends, and it was fun hanging out in a big city instead of the little mountain town where we all live. We boarded the Terribly Behaved Puppy and had a cat sitter come to our apartment. The cat-sitter…

To be a Republican is to lack the bare-minimum imagination and empathy required to see people outside of your in-group as human. Their incredible lack of empathy is their greatest power.

I’ve met staunch Republicans who are willing to bend over backward to support members of their family; through addiction, through…

They could just replace her with a sign that says “We hate women” and not lose any votes. We’d probably get the usual suspects with their “This is just horrible and I do not support it, but I will vote for it nonetheless,” but that's about it.

I mean, do Republicans really need to care about the optics of this? If the last two Presidential campaigns have taught us anything, it’s that they don’t really need to care about even token efforts for inclusion. In fact, they can run a candidate that’s a gleeful misogynist and actually win, to the point where we saw…

I feel you on this. Even without the frugalities and food gatekeeping of my childhood, being an arts worker means that my wallet has over the years been stretched thin a few times. It might be why I love grocery shopping so much, and during my marriage felt actually grateful to be able to buy any food I wanted.

Fancy cheese is the indicator of food stability, isn’t it? I haven’t been poor or gone hungry in so long, yet sometimes I just have to splurge on fancy cheese because I can.

It does fuck you up.  Neither I or my sister can sleep unless there is food in. When we travel we bring food to keep in the hotel room or bedroom of the home we’re staying in.

I swear I’ve had the exact opposite experience. I didn’t “earn my age” until I was past 40. I drove cheap cars and rented crappy apartments and my idea of a vacation was a couple of days at the Jersey Shore. But I never once gave a second thought to what I spent at the grocery store. I bought whatever I wanted and…

I imagine this is what zombies hear as they plod on: Fox,  propagating an endless drone of unanswerable lies. The outrage is what keeps them moving.

I hope streaming and radio stop playing the prior versions and just use the “Taylor’s Version”s to support her.

Condolences to Her Majesty. No matter what you think of the monarchy, it’s shattering to lose your spouse.

Absolutely. They feed into their own, clearly major issues with body dysmorphia and create a vicious cycle of promoting body dysmorphia in others while profiting off it as well. I have sympathy for her—she shouldn’t be bullied for it or picked apart by the media (and Khloe has been through it, between her weight and…

That may all be so but I can’t get past the fact that she bought an entirely new face. 

Get a brain, MUONS!

Here’s the photo, friends!  Boy does that look like an uncomfortable swimsuit!  The amount of pube removal I’d have to do to wear such a thing...it’s unthinkable.