I still have a uterus so I can’t support Kasich, but I would like to thank him for causing great anger and frustration in the human circus peanut candidate.

But but but...

Lead guitarist of fun. Lead singer of Bleachers. Lead co-writer of Taylor Swift’s “Sweeter Than Fiction.” Lead boyfriend of Lena Dunham.

One sneeze and it’s hellloooo nurse. I just love her though.

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

No! We are special! Even our fuck ups are unique!

That Jennifer Lawrence impression is *spot on*.

South Alabama, yo. The funnest best place to live if you have oily skin, sweat if it’s over 60 degrees and you’re standing up, and immediately get clammy and slick in high humidity. I’ve kind of given up on trying to stay matte during summer — I’ve embraced blotting papers and RMS living luminizer instead of *moar…

Are they actually blackheads or are they sebaceous filaments? Either way the best thing for both issues is to get a good BHA product (like salicylic acid 1-2% at the correct ph) and use that daily (start off with every other day). Tools and pore strips do more harm than good and the pores will just keep filling up…

We had an open thread last week about beauty stuff, and I’m willing to keep an eye on this again this week, so please post any new stuff (thank you all for the Konjac sponge recommendations, which I’m definitely going to buy), and any questions. I’ll watch for people who are greyed with legit questions.

I believe Malala Yusafsai was entirely correct when she told Obama that investing in education for girls would have been far more of an efficient method of combating terrorism than the drone program, or the support of rival fighter groups. Preventative or restorative investments in civil society and infrastructure are…

I see a lot of people bashing Daybreak (formerly SOE) here, and I’ve just got to say, I think that’s such a moronic point of view. Over the years, I feel like this is one of the only publishers that has tried to fight against cynicism in a rapidly-evolving MMO marketplace. Their continued support for Everquest and Ever…

I’m beginning to think she’s not very intelligent.

He probably told her she couldn’t get pregnant if they did it from behind, and she was like “win-win” re not having to look at the bangs.

I know I’m terrible for this but I love trendy babies with their trendy hair and outfits.

Zayn Malik is my muse

I’m amazed the human race survives. I mean really, that sounds like an icebreaker that Ted Cruz would pull out.

YES YES YES I already posted this upthread but I must share (this is a direct quote):

I tinder messaged a guy and he didn’t respond for a day and I was so mad because how COULD HE NOT KNOW we were meant for each other.

I messaged him again and he responded as though nothing ever happened.