Eridani
Eridani
Eridani

This is Cleveland, Barry.

They’ll cut him at 3:59, this afternoon.

I know people are reveling in his failures and frustrated with his missed opportunities. But I think it’s pretty clear he has a substance abuse problem. And while it’s easy to shake your head in disgust at him, the guy is emotionally messed up. He’s probably not a bad guy but through some course of action (re:

If Keith Olbermann had gotten “shriveled-dick daughter fucker” into the Washington Post...

I can only hope that this results in a Trump response and a vigorous back and forth between the two. Inevitably Trump will call him a loser and a failure which will only give Olbermann another chance to unload on him. Please let this happen!!!

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Where’s that asshole who was replying to everyone last week about how Andrews was going to lose badly? Come hang out!

I may not be a smart man but at least I know what self-incrimination eeyiz.

I hope there were finger guns. He’s best when he adds in some finger guns.

Yeah. I like a nice fit bod, but just looking at Zac's torso is making my bod want to curl up like a frightened caterpillar. To get into that shape HE must have done some serious hurt'in too :( I'll pass.

like your heart.

Black.

test-drove Sephora’s long-lasting liquid lipstick tonight — held up pretty well!

I want one but I am afraid. Do I need to see my skin THAT close up? Will it make me cry and hide away for days?

L’Artisan La Chasse Aux Papillons. It’s like if you shoved summer into a bottle and then put crack in it.

I loved Mililihelen and it was one of two places I was un-greyed, so double RIP. Not strictly on topic, but I got a super cute haircut today and am feeling myself so hard.

Too right. True nudes make me look less “natural and pretty,” more “in need of antibiotics.”

I’m in love with Nyx Lip Lingerie. I’ve been looking for the perfect nude - not too light, not too pink, not something that would disappear once I put it on - and I think this line might be it. It goes on matte, lasts a long time and there are lots of shades to choose from. Highly recommend. Here’s what

A few things.

Had a similar reaction:

LET ME AT EM.