First, I love Jezebel. And I have to say that even the negative comments about me on this site are much less mean spirited than on the WaPo site. A lot of angry dudes calling me a golddigger, fat, unattractive, wishing me STDs ...I could go on but you get the picture.

I was there on Saturday when there was one ginormous kitty Nimbus on hand, with two others being less social that day. Most people came to sneak in a few pets with Nimbus, but then sat around talking and drinking their beverages (I had an Ameowicano...)

Am I old? Who are these people?

I mean, if you’ve decided to only sell one copy of your album for millions of dollars...I’m guessing you’ve already made your peace with the fact that it’s going to be bought by an asshole.

So brave. So moving.

I don’t think it’s what Bill and Camille talked about that’s even in question. Camille Cosby is involved in the philanthropy of the Cosby estate —and I’m pretty sure she is an officer that’s considered to have a fiduciary duty.

They are stealing crap that is meaningless to them in order to get delicious food. Circle the monkey in this equation.

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

If there is another reason for a woman to go to college, I’d like to hear it.

Initially I was nodding my head, cause yeah, maybe there should be less hurdling going on. Then I looked up from my phone, or whatever else I was doing since it was an injury timeout, realized who was talking, and went to wash my ears out with bleach. Apologies for the low-level approval.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

As always, fuck Jim Nantz.

Can’t they be both? Like the Crimson Jihad in True Lies?

“REEEEEAAAAP, ASSFUCKERS. REAAAAAP.”

Did not a single sorority sister have a gun of their own on them? So tragic and so easily prevented with just another gun.

Fortunately I am an adult who has her own place, because if anything I left lying around on the floor was taken away I’d be going to work naked.

Well, I started off 2016 by creating my first meme. And for such a good cause, too. Behold:

If Law & Order has taught us anything it is this: Run during the day, find the body, run at night, be the body.

And since the Bay Area is sexually liberal, the Raiders plan to jack Del Rio.