That’s a polar bear you dunce.

Madonna needs to do something dramatic every day to satisfy her #rebelheart.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Doesn’t it totally seem like the affluenza guy should have to be cell roommates with the Martin Shkreli guy? (or like WWE wrestle him or something)

Also, how much you want to bet that a Republican regime would just give this guy a high five?

(Like they did by “forgetting” to enforce any SEC violations under “W”, vastly…

I also learned this technique in arbitration / counseling training. Alongside it, we also learned “nbatana”, which is not a Xhosa word but stands for “next best alternative to a negotiated agreement”. This means that everybody should be aware of what they will be left with if no agreement is reached; this helps them…

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

He was probably using that newfangled social media ap: Splatchat.

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

Touring with the Monostat Family Singers and coming soon to a vagina near you.

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

He’s green. He’s an elf, right?

I love dogwoods and irrationally feel bad for the poor thing.

This just means that communist plants have fallen for the liberal climate change HOAX. DUH

I think this whole elf thing is so weird. We had two of those elves that my mom put out for Christmas for as long as I can remember (45+ years). They weren’t scary. They weren’t anything. They were just tacky little dolls that I would personally never have in my house because I am a Christmas snob.

Shameless plug- my sister actually wrote a children’s book as a healthy alternative to this whole Elf on the Shelf thing. Google The Spirit Post.

As if there aren’t enough imaginary guilt producing things in our lives.

I rarely comment here but really enjoy the “socials.” Wishing you all glad tidings and peace.

My wife has told me multiple times she REALLY doesn’t want a Pandora charm bracelet. So went and got a Pandora box from the store and put her new Fitbit bands into the box.

R.I.P.