I swear I have friends...

I wrote this press release. We cannot define the specifics of the speed, curb height, curb angle, sharpness of the edge, or curb material, because it would reveal proprietary testing procedures, but as a degreed chassis engineer and former Jalop editor, I assure you on my personal honor the testing these wheels were…

My then-girlfriend, now wife, surprised me one day with brownies. I was dumbstruck to find the bowl in the sink. I explained very carefully that this was a ‘breakup-worthy’ offense. Brownie bowls must always be saved for eating. In fact, I asked that she never use a rubber spatula either, since that takes up too much…

I’m assuming that in the course of your day you visit at least one gas station, local attraction, coffee shop, hotel, etc. I just ask a friendly person at the place I am currently where they would go for (fill in the blank), and take their recommendation. Now do this at each subsequent place, and voila! You have a…

Yes, that’s why I read reviews. If 40/100 people say “this vacuum was great until it caught fire”, I think there just might be a problem with the vacuum catching fire. If 40 people say “It was an ugly shade of red” or “The box was dented”, well, I can ignore the bad reviews.

I’m immediately sad I didn’t make a Kitchenette themed one. DOING IT ANYWAY.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Customers who shouldn’t have eaten that, people who follow the servers around and tell them how to do it better, everyone also works at Olive Garden but they all…

It’s funny how the conservatives are all about “states’ rights” until they don’t like the law the state made. Then all of a sudden they’re all about the “constitution.”

Haha, obviously you have never worked in the auto service industry. I had a doctor with a 750 that would only replace tires once they wouldn’t hold air. A doctor. There are a lot of stupid, irrational and crazy people in the world. Most everyone here has a car, which means at somepoint they will come into the shop.

I’m with you, it’s like the company mission statement is “Wouldn’t it be F@cking Cool if...”

Why the hell does he even care about his dirty but otherwise empty dish being cleared away? Why does he *want* that thing in front of him? Seriously? I have no problem with servers pre-bussing. I always figured it wasn’t to get me out the door quicker, but to increase the chance I’ll order dessert and give them an…

This comment is everything wrong with America.

If you were like me you “helped” them all the time too right?

Gran Turismo play should be required game play for any automotive enthusist

I always think of answers to these after the fact. I was trying to think of the most iconic video game car I could, in the sense that when you think a particular game, you think a very specific car from that game. I think it would probably be the ice cream truck from the Twisted Metal games:

I’ll give it a shot. I hope in the end we get two quality television programs; the new bbc Top Gear and whatever Jeremy, Richard and James cook up.

I was at a game a few years ago where some 8-year-old kid kept whining to the bullpen to give him a ball. Like, he was standing in front of other people (not in his seat) and incessantly asking for a ball. Eventually, his mom came up and asked the relievers for a ball because the kid “had been asking so long.” As…

It is! #GoGMen

Something important here is you have to separate physical sex and gender (identity). In the case of Caitlyn it would be that she was born with the physical characteristics of a man (Penis and testicles producing Testosterone) but with the gender identity of a woman.

This insistence that being trans is a fiction, and the conflation of “biological sex” (by which I assume you mean chromosomal makeup rather than sex assigned at birth) with gender certainly IS a problem. A problem with you. You have a problem. See to it.