Type-R tachometer with needle at 3k?

My car.

Lynch is fulfilling his contractual obligations here, what hook is he on? He's doing exactly what the NFL requires of him.

I love watching a master at his craft.

Then no one would consume their product and they'd lose what little bit of relevance they still had.

Goodell: "Marshawn, tell us, how does it feel to be a part of the first team in 10 years to repeat winning the Super Bowl?"

Which he did until they fined him for not saying anything.

The First Amendment trumps the Fifth Amendment if there's a conflict like there is here. It's starry decisive.

The game sells, hype is just filler.

Most people do not need some level of hype to care. Most people find the media circus that surrounds the game quite annoying actually.

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

I'm trying to remember which part of the First Amendment says that a professional football player can interfere with the freedom of the press.

I was going to respond to this before noticing you led off with "Well, you know what?" That probably speaks for itself.

Indeed, how awful it is that he's able to be self-aware and amusingly self-deprecating, while finding creative ways to pay the fines his reticence unfairly incurs.

Big difference between doing commercials that you want to do that pay you and having to answer nonsense questions from entitled asshole reporters. I think MJ's Gatorade ads helped him a lot more than some sound bite to Sam Smith after a game against the Bucks in 1992. And he's smart enough to know that people talking…

But it's part of his job. I cannot skip parts of my job.

Bro, come on now... that's clearly a turbo.

If you lift the side up on the floor jack, turn off the system, then drop the jack, it will deflate the bags on that side. Then go repeat the process and it stays down until you turn it back on. This is more hard parking than stance.

Alright, confession time: I love these Lincolns. They're big, swooping and just look awesome. Hell, if this car had waited 5 or 6 months for me to get my student loans banished, I'd probably be calling the seller right now.