A large part of our mission is ruining nearly all forms of fun except those we explicitly endorse, which are mostly made up of obnoxious in-jokes and obnoxiously literary poop jokes.

You can hate New England. It requires no reason. This is sports. Irrational hatred is allowed.

"Indeed, Yoz was as surprised as anyone when he stumbled across it: "It was like ignoring the vegetable drawer of your fridge for a year, then opening it to find a bunch of very grateful sentient tomatoes busily working on their third opera," he says."

I read more than half of this and still didn't understand why people are mad. Can someone fill me in? I just can't read anymore while constantly asking myself "but why are people so angry?"

"This most recent storm, I'm referring to as—"
*series of semi trucks drive by*
"—ker. And that's putting it mildly."

I do usually name them, but in NSFW language.

Omg I knew before even scrolling down into the comments there would be people defending latte lady. I KNEW IT.

OH MY GOD THE DOLLAR STACK!! Sadly this is more common than you would think. I've encountered it several times over the years. But only once was I actually able to do anything about it.

wasn't naming it, it was a shortening/contracting of "you know"

The big ones are now, "they" started it a year or two ago.

This guy is constantly on TV talking about how huuuuuuuuuuge his deals are. You know you're in for a buggering if you went there to buy a car, new or used.

The error is obvious....they've applied some sort of absurd naming convention to winter storms.

"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"

I have my dirt bike in the back a lot. Sometimes 2 or 3 bikes in the bed. I also do a lot of home projects so I need to buy lumber. I tow our 7000 lbs travel trailer when we go camping. To get to our hunting cabin you need a 4x4 vehicle with good ground clearance. so no, a CUV will not cut it.

So the Colts' balls could have lost 1 PSI in the cold while the Pats' lost 2?

13.5 MINUS 2 EQUALS...

This is bullshit. The people working for slave wages in fast food joints have it SO good. They don't need a living wage or heath care. Working yourself to death for a pittance is the American way and their tears make the cheap burgers taste delicious.

No I'm dissing an aboveground tomato pool for chipmunks by calling it casserole, bc that's what it is.

"A pizza" refers to the entire thing. Absolutely no one would say "I want a pizza" and be given a fucking slice. That's why the term "a slice" exists. You are wrong.

That's amazing. I have ad block, so I'm missing out on this.