Your thing is dumb.

You know he did commit a traffic violation. To avoid looking like a criminal, DON'T COMMIT A CRIME. Not only that, but he does look bulky, intimidating and old for his age. How are cops supposed to react? Look at the way he fuckin' dresses usually, his god damn shirt is off. It's in the heat of the moment and if they…

I'm absolutely loving this, and I'll tell you why. I'm from New England, and it is utterly amazing how many Patriots fans ardently believe in the "Patriot Way"— that they have had all this success because their organization has higher character and is more noble or whatever. When Tom Brady "unselfishly" restructured…

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

Wow, a great idea but a seriously high price tag. I'll wait for the Harbor Freight version at a third of the price. Sure, I may end up smashed flat under a car but hey, I'll save some coin in the process and ensure I get a really nice casket.

I would give up everything, right now, to be able to do that for a living.

This seems to be a fantastic, and incredibly practical product. Thanks for making me aware of its existence!

See, I can do it too:

In other words, everything I want tv to be

My wife likes creamy peanut butter. I like crunchy. We buy both kinds. It's really not a big problem, honest. We have also have dissimilar tastes in soft drinks. She likes Coke, I like Pepsi. Again, we buy both. All it takes is a little room in your pantry.

She should be excited that she gets to/has to get new cookware.

I'm actually one of the contestants on one of the episodes and I will tell you it wont suck. A lot of work went into this production.

Putting hot pans into cold water has brought be me an immeasurable amount of wife-scorn

And I am okay with this

So it's like a mix of Junk Yard Wars and Monster Garage.

Buffalo chicken dip would run away with it

100% correct. I love Goldfish, but they will always lose in a match-up against Cheeze-Its. It's one of the few fundamental truths of the universe.

After the Tzatziki debacle last year, I no longer have confidence in the voting process.

Anyone who votes for Goldfish is a communist.

No, I would have much preferred the exquisite feeling of indignation I would experience over not being served. I'd have stood in front of that counter for a week, tapping my foot, looking at the clock on my phone, seething. And then after FINALLY ordering and receiving my two hamburgers, plain, I'd set fire to the…