Sadly, not even Czeching themselves prevented them from wrecking themselves.

Jesus Christ. You HAVE to really hate yourself to call yourself "a proud 12". You can kindly fuck off.

As a proud 12? May you die in a car fire.

Everyone you know hates you for calling yourself a proud 12.

only dickheads refer to themselves as the 12.

Or he's introverted AND feels that being good at football is his "safe place." He acts like he always has and doesn't specifically think about what he's doing. Having fun and showing bravado on the field, or not liking a crowd in his face are not mutually exclusive.

I got robbed in Maui. It was actually by two white surfers that I had bought burritos and a pack of cigarettes for the day before, because they bought beer for me. I showed up to my hotel pretty banged up and one of the clerks asked me what happened, who was a pretty cool local. What I didn't know is that he was also…

Grom.

When you give a service person extra money, you ask for change back, or it is (safely) assumed that you are (a decent human being) giving them a tip, that's how they get paid!!!!

oh god what if the kid got away with like

On the several occasions that I've paid with the company card, I always make a point to tip more than usual. It's not my money, so I don't lose much sleep.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

David Duval just had a panic attack because he has no idea how he's supposed to tee off during the first two rounds of the tournament.

I skimmed an article on USAtoday last night and sent it to a buddy as a "haha he's crazy" joke - now it seems like either everyone is delusional, crazy, or there is some seriously weird shit going on.

Obviously you haven't looked into its patents.

No, Hydrogen fuel cells face a bigger problem called basic thermodynamics.

This is classic, and, by reading the comments here, apparently very effective trolling on Musk's part.

Tesla has enough money to continue on its relentless march with zero profits for a very, very long time. The Gigafactory alone is evidence of that, never mind the sales volume of the Model S, and the network of…

When asked for a response, Musk was quoted as saying:

Paypal and SpaceX would like to have a word with you.