Before you know it there's going to be a new Gulf Ford.

Honus?

'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down...

The photographer's job was to take photos of Christie throughout the game. He was sent there by NJ.com to do EXACTLY THAT.

I am very grateful for modern engine management.

Seriously and without snark: Thanks for your contributions, Craggs. Deadspin seems like a better place to come for news AND dick pics these days, as opposed to one or the other.

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

OK, this is just confusing.

I wonder how far I could punt Samantha J. Kitty.

On the real though, is there a way of finding this kid and getting him a video game?

What do you think you're disagreeing with? All he's advocating is a few minutes, which is exactly what you end up conceding is all right.

2015 is not a Goodyear for this woman.

If she's ever looking for a boyfriend...

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Interesting. Thanks for the clarification.

He's got my vote, but he needs a better name. "Shitbarf Guy" doesn't cover it. We've all shat whilst barfing (or perhaps barfed whilst shitting) (haven't we?), but this guy did it in public, and he shat in a urinal and barfed on the floor.

Just the other day, my 2-year-old woke up from a nap and said he had to go to the bathroom.