Says the person that is insisting that the volume of oil flowing through the car is the only thing that matters to the proper operation of an engine...

Okay so you're saying that the viscosity of oil has nothing to do with the operation of the engine? It's ability to lubricate parts that need lubricating has absolutely nothing to do with the oil's viscosity?

So metals inside the engine do expand to work at the tolerances they were designed to work at, but that's just not important at all? Manufacturers are just wasting their time with all those exacting measurements because tolerances just don't matter? That's still just as wrong as saying that these things don't happen.

Warming up the engine and oil is the point that is being made. You're basically saying it's not necessary to idle the car for even a minute unless you want to warm up the engine and oil, which is something you want to do. Driving slowly for a few minutes after you take off is important so that you can warm up all the…

It's not a discussion about the quickest way to warm a car up though, it's just about letting the oil flow a little before driving. If your concern is getting the car warm quickly pegging the rev limiter right after you start it will win every time.

So the OP apparently believes that oil doesn't change in viscosity with temperature, and you are further adding that different metals in different thicknesses do not warm up and expand at different rates (or that things don't expand/contract with temperature).

So you are saying that oil does not change in viscosity with temperature? If so that's all we really need to know about the validity of your opinion.

I would say that this is the most ingenious idea ever, but this is precluded by the fact that BMWs, per my scientific observations, don't actually have turn signals.

Blinker still optional

Off the (human) backboard.

They once received smartphones but the phone's superior intellect made them scared so they shot it.

Do you happen to be a billionaire?

Are you accepting applications for new friends?

I had the same disgusting feeling. Sure it may not be much, but him basically agreeing that he can be cut at any time (although I do agree with Barry that this is highly unlikely to happen anyway) is an actual real sacrifice especially at his age. I hate to defend him, and I hate the Patriots, but even if it doesn't…

So this dumbass human decided it was a good idea to teach bears how to electricity? Like this could possibly end well for our puny human race.

Find it ludicrous that you find it ludicrous.

That was some stunt driver level skill right there.

Can you please detail the "hardware" you use to handle gigabytes or even terabytes worth of junk requests per second? I keep hearing about how dumb Sony and Microsoft are for not being able to stop this attack (all the while actual credentialed professionals all say that it couldn't have been stopped) and about how if…

For that matter you should never let your dog sit on your couch in case a vehicle comes crashing through your house and kills it. I even refuse to heat my house during the winter because of the risk of a house fire killing my dog. I have a complicated setup that connects a string on my door handle to a shotgun pointed…

I don't see trailer weights listed, but when compared to something like an 80,000 pound CIPR machine on a lowbed I can't imagine these trailers are actually that heavy. Without being in the office to check I'm not 100% sure, but I think our triaxle lowboy tractor is registered for like 27,500/axle in the rear (that…