Stop trying to clean your sponges.

If it stinks of mildew, throw it out.

Sponges are cheap. It is not worth your valuable time or the cost of water and cleaning supplies to clean them.

That is all.

Pure Shakespeare.

Courtney Cox recently remarked that when watching re-runs with her family recently, she didn’t remember her voice being so high pitched. This is why.

Or you could just say “How ya doin?” when you meet which avoids the whole issue.

Lice.

Oh, wow! That works great, you’re right. Don’t know why it never occurred to me.

Your use of their content on McMansion Hell is protected free speech under the Parody definition (https://www.hg.org/article.asp?id=34481). You go right ahead and continue to use the content. That law supersedes any terms of use anywhere in the United States.

If I have to read about yet another millionaire spouting on about “how he works” I will be justifiably compelled to gouge my eyes out with a melon baller. Get a clue, have a modicum of tact. There are people in this world who do not earn what you earn, or have the good fortunes you’ve had. Income inequality,…

It’s pronounced like “jif”. Period. The end. That’s final. End of story.

In the book, cages are placed on the face and head of the victim. Starved rats are then placed into the cages. You do the math.

Does that count the thousands who already have read my novels? But you are correct, no one would want to go to my funeral. Or yours.

I stopped going to weddings AND funerals. I don’t care who it is, I’m not going. Funerals are an incredibly narcissistic exercise. I will not have a funeral when I die, there will be whatever public cremation disposal is offered and that’s it. People who have died live on in your hearts, not in the ground.

If scaled up, that guy’s head would be ENORMOUS. Scary!

Why can’t the three words be “If you’re good.”

Seriously? They really plan to actually charge money for that? Sorry, that’s ridiculous.

I actually received a great benefit from a ruling by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Wells Fargo quoted me a low 3.57% mortgage interest rate on a conversion to fixed over the phone, then when the paperwork arrived, the rate was somehow altered to 4.25%. It took a case handled by the CFPB to get them to…

This doesn’t surprise me. Kurtzman puts the “bad” in Bad Robot.

Yes.

Seriously, man, don’t touch me.

Correct. The problem here is that U.S. audiences have learned that Guy Ritchie = shit.