This plan eliminates the deductions for sales tax, state tax, etc. That means more than $5,000.00 of deductions for me are wiped out. Meanwhile, I already land in the 25% tax bracket, and also already have to file Schedule SE (self employed SS payroll tax), which is staying the same. So thanks a lot Trump. Your…

Human lives are more important than ANY animal.

Captain Crunch Pizza. That is all.

“When the gun went off...”

Folks, guns don’t just “go off.” So tired of hearing that one.

They are fired, or they are not fired.

Unless you have IBS or some other condition, there is no reason in the world that you cannot have already done your pooping before you leave the airport in the restroom, or before you leave home. Most people can get and stay regular, and even time their business down to a certain hour (Sheldon). Then, you should be…

“But Collins and other hardline conservatives are in such a frenzy to jam the bill through that they haven’t even had a chance to explain what it contains—and argue that lawmakers should pass it anyway.”

So it’s, ‘we need to pass it first, then we can find out what’s in it’ again, just like Nancy Pelosi.

That is an OUTRAGEOUSLY high premium for that gap insurance! Even if it were that amount per YEAR it would be high.

I have never, in my life, been more filled with excited anticipation at my next bowel movement.

“my driver said they were a huge Lifehacker fan and wanted my autograph”

I never leave the house without loading my front left pocket with about $2.00 in change, including several of each coin.

Am I missing something? Midazolam is valium-like benzodiazepine drug. Doctors give it to patients just before surgery to calm them down. They give it as the first part of the drug cocktail to these condemned men to make them more docile, cooperative. It has been generic since forever so it can’t cost very much. In…

God, Klimt is a horrible artist.

Carlton. Just saying.

What you described is not mindfulness. The “worst case” part is the Carrier method, a different therapy. Mindfulness really means to stop all thinking and just be in the moment.

It’s just makeup. They put makeup on everyone who is going to be on camera. However this is a very BAD makeup job.

I’m thinking a peeled potato would be better so the cake doesn’t take on an apple scent/flavoring, yes?

Was it really necessary for the game makers to have the penis moving at all times, of its own accord, as if it were an apoplectic tapeworm?

I have the predecessor to this unit, same company, and it is great. I don’t use it to fall asleep, though. I need silence for sleep. I use it for mindfulness meditation (the rain is the best!). And also I found that setting it to Fan, then turning the fan to pink noise drowns out my neighbor’s blaring car alarm. It…

I have the predecessor to this unit, same company, and it is great. I don’t use it to fall asleep, though. I need…

Yeah, that first one wasn’t right. The dot never disappeared for me, either.

Great! And Benjamin Franklin said that he was a pessimist... he never expects anything to work right, leaving him, in his words, “constantly delighted.”