Lil Nas X is the cutest, most adorable boy on this Earth.

I’ve been doing this for years, but I’m a guy, I dig out a crotch trench.

NEVER put the tip in a tip jar, ALWAYS hand it to them directly so they must actually handle the money. Then they can put it in the tip jar.

Also, never just leave your money on the table at a sit down restaurant, always hand it to the server, wait for change or tell them no change is required, because people DO…

They probably would have worked even better if Justin Long was shirtless.

But that is the exception, not the rule.   I have a job I’ve done for 19 years, and I have hated every day of it.  Insomnia, depression, near suicidal thoughts. Sucks.  Fix if before it becomes a problem, people.

I would love to agree with this article. But this time it’s wrong.

We’re experiencing the same set of circumstances that preceded the October 1987 crash.

That’s incredibly young to have that net worth, good job.

Ummmm..... what?

There is no rational reason to live longer.  In fact, living a shorter, happier life is preferable.  I am 53, I would rather live one more year in blessed glee than another 50 in agony.

This article seems to ignore the study by the National Institutes of Health which showed that CBD DEFINITELY reduced anxiety in humans:

Dog proof my car?  More interested in how to Car Proof my Dog.

I have only three words for anyone who plans to sit in one of those theater seats for that long:

Deep Vein Thrombosis

No, we flat Earthers don’t believe in Pi.  But as you can tell by looking at us, we definitely believe in Pie.

Doesn’t matter anyway. The Earth is flat.

I see what you did there.

Just go to Cafe Bizou on Ventura Blvd. in Southern California for the best Steak au Poivre in the world.

I also have one of those lists. At top it reads: “Today’s Obsessive Compulsive To Do”

Best response. Absolute best.

Skip Roma, it is a shit-show. See my post above about it. There is literally scene after scene of actual dog poop.

You forgot ROMA.