This whole relationship felt like a failed publicity stunt. Nothing about it seemed genuine. It was like watching two aliens trying to convince everybody that they were A) human and B) in love. It didn’t work.

Great gamer? How does he fit that in amongst his 100+ work weeks I’m told justify his wealth?

That’s different. You’ve never loved anyone as much as Keighley loves Kojima. It’s beyond anything you might have felt for a partner, a child, your parents. Unless you know Kojima the way Keighley tells us he knows Kojima (every chance he gets), you can’t understand why he would burn his credibility that way.

congratulations! I get notifications (at least I seem to be getting them) yet remain in the greys. I’d gladly trade my situation for yours!

Thank you. A person’s death is an opportunity to examine their legacy, and the part of this guy’s legacy that actually matters is “piece of shit.”

I’m convinced these videos exist in only two broad categories: Straight-up staged, and prank cinema vérité.

It’s not just you. I couldn’t end a relationship fast enough with someone who pulled this crap.

The straights are not okay. I say this as a straight person who is THISCLOSE to cross-stitching “damn it feels good to be a spinster” on a throw pillow. But part of this “trend” is simple narcissism exacerbated by the siren’s call of social media, which is hard for someone of any sexual orientation to resist.

Most pranks are shitty and mean. I don’t like them.

Is it just me, but if I was staged in a situation (on public media no less) where my other half deliberately tried to trigger jealousy, I’d seriously reconsider my relationship with them.....

Who are these people...

I am elated that their servers are down! I saw my son come up for air for the first time in months! (kinda /s)

Move fast and break things is fucking stupid.

Ugh thank you.

I don’t get the appeal of this sort of Alien-series game, tbh.

Stop “just asking questions” if you won’t listen to the answers.

Jesus Christ, It’s a game about a bunch of haunted Chuck E. Cheese robots that kill people. I don’t care how many retro 8-bit mini-games or hour long YouTube video essays you make. It’s not that deep!

I just can’t wait till clothing, armor, and cloaks don’t clip through each other. I think I’d be okay with graphics otherwise stagnating if it meant they first tackled fixing things like that.

“Why do the Brits drink warm beer? They have Lucas refrigerators!”

As an optimist, I like to appreciate how far the British have come since the dark days of Lucas electronics. In 1974, signaling a left turn could cause anything from no lights at all to random complete electrical failures to universe-swallowing quantum singularities. A little headache from a mere paradox is a small…