Man, every time he comes back it feels more contrived.

We cant do that! It works in Europe, and they are all socialist! They have things like Universal Health Care, and Unions, and free travel between countries, which we all know is what caused the Soviet Union. /S

So shitboxes with broken speedometers/odometers get to drive tax-free?

You’d be surprised how not tech savvy a lot of Gen Z kids are. They’ve grown up with decent user experiences, so as long as things were straightforward, they’re all good, but their ability to troubleshoot, workaround, and do the sort of “I’m smarter than you, Your parental blocks don’t work on me!” stuff we did as…

Pet Food Tycoon sounds like an interesting new take on the management-sim genre. I’d quite like to play it.

Maybe it’s “7 for sure, 8 if my plan to sneak in doesn’t work”

Some moron leaves this comment under all these posts. They’re advertising it on Twitter and it’s already gone semi-viral. Everybody involved knows what’s going to happen. Do you think Nintendo doesn’t use Twitter?

God, I love Titanfall. Best multiplayer shooters around. Hell, I’d say Titanfall 2 was the ideal version of those games. A wonderful, unique campaign, and a killer approach to the multiplayer. Imagine what they’d innovate for a Titanfall 3?

The rape and incest bit is really unsettling if you consider that the anti choice movement is based on the idea that a fetus is legally and morally the same as a person, rooted in religious ideas about the soul and the sanctity of conception. In that worldview, making an exception for certain fetuses is saying that…

So what does being a centrist when it comes to abortion mean, exactly?  Is this some splitting the baby down the middle sitch?

RONALD REAGAN?! THE ACTOR?!

There’s still a good section of the original Xbox catalog that is near impossible to play on modern hardware. The Xbox 360 games are nice and all, but I’m not gonna pat them on the back just yet.

Wait, is there an age that you are supposed to start splitting bags of coke with kids?

I seem to recall hearing that it's currently in testing so presumably we should see that released before too long. At the same time I believe it's reported to be a web app instead of a native app so not sure if that matters to you or not.

I’d play those on PC if they would kindly release the cloud app, please.

In the Caribbean, unless you’re a guest, which you will be “forgiven” for the most part, walking indoors with your shoes is the equivalent of willingly committing sudoku.

Well my parents are still alive and didn’t get rid of me but I guess that kind of adoption is a family tradition so I’ll go along with it.  It’s nice to meet you, dad!

Welp, now I’m adopting you!  Tell Matt to listen to his father, or face the wrath of his grandfather.

I’d like to apologize for my adult man sized son Matt Gaetz. I adopted him last year hoping I could turn his life around, but for some reason he doesn’t want to talk to me or let me see my grandson Nestor.  If anyone sees Matt, please tell him that his papa is worried about him and he should at least call!

Always comment online as if the person responsible was in front of you, listening looking at you. I am so angry that the whole internet is, and has always been, a survival of the fittest on “take it on the chin” without showing vulnerability, so angry and so sad.