Well, they appear to get it done somehow, I don't think there are enough people moving to the state to maintain population levels without some Georgians achieving pregnancy on their own.

Aha! Georgia wasn't included, those dickless motherfuckers.

Would you prefer tub pool or river

You are out of your mind.I bet you play "Wrecking Ball" on replay in your car.

Agreed. Another movie that always brings up a lively debate is A Christmas Story. Some people like A Christmas Story, and some people are Nazis.

These are a lot like losing my virginity: when it first happened, I thought it was the shit and even now, I am filled with a sense of nostalgia and I remember it as a good experience.

But if I analyze it objectively, the cracks show and I realize what an overrated experience it was.

No to mention the mentally handicapped are often pushed into illegal activity by other people, who (more or less correctly) believe that the mentally handicapped person will be both easy to manipulate and will probably not get in much trouble when caught anyway, similar to how children are often drafted into the drug…

Officer: (Writes) Brown covered the tag on his truck and fled on Alligator Alley, police said. (Hands in report.)

Yes if you have a rap sheet that means everything you do from that point forward is illegal and you are no longer capable of being the victim of crime. Strong take from a strong brain.

Ready to Fly When You Are - just not with you aboard

Wait, when do they start talking about McDonald's Mighty Wings™?

The good news is that the local Special Olympics chapter is 1/4 of the way towards filling out a special teams unit after these hits.

Hey! Don't just assume he can read.

Wait, he's in a relationship with ANOTHER man? Fuck it all, man! THIS IS A SHITTY WAY TO FIND OUT I'M SINGLE AGAIN!

Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.

Only the second biggest Incognito douchebag in the NFL this year.

Same town as the legendary anchor AJ Clemente. In other news, how is he not up for the Dead Spin Hall of Fame?

What's more sad, the fact that there are exactly 132 students seated, or that I took three minutes to count them??