Article title is very misleading.

This article has nothing at all to do with the Raiders offense.

Nonsense. You are fired.

The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on.

Gallant helpfully removes his opponent's helmet before a fight. His teammate Goofus is now having an identity crisis.

Dodgers Get by Security: Wetbacks Ire Arizona

Never take a good design for granite.

It's very smart. I think it's an igneous design.

This looks awful, but I can appreciate the sediment of trying to make your helmets unique.

I don't know. But it looks Fantastic.

What a scoop: rain delay in Seattle; viewership is high.

What is that Thing?

"Wash your hands thoroughly before you handle contact lenses."

I'm fine with it, as long as the goal is to keep stupid fucks like Phil from Monmouth from putting $50 on the Jets to cover.

I would have expected Trojans to be for choice.

One teen stole an eagle headstone dedicated to Holloway's grandson, who died at birth. Holloway got it back, though, and look how happy he is.

I do feel terrible for the kid who made the hit.

What do you draw the line with? I use a razor.

"Only about 200 years too late."
-Braves vs. Nationals

I can just imagine the poor guy sitting at his computer staring at that red asterisk required field "Reason." Head in hands. Shitty mental health system? Second amendment libertarianism run amok? Personal slight? Institutionalized oppression? No reason here. Just... tragedy.