You're permitted to exercise your right against self-incrimination, but if you refuse to answer questions otherwise, you can be jailed for contempt. If the prosecutors have granted you immunity from prosecution for something, the fifth amendment doesn't apply.

" . . . those dickless motherfuckers."
That seems unsatisfying for the Georgians and the mothers.

I was promised Mariana Trench. I was kind of looking forward to the cruise.

That would be just. I'd rather be drowned than have to watch A Charlie Brown Christmas.

I think the goal here is to try and quantify the "clubhouse effect" of a player. Not so much how a player is able to elevate his teammates and make them look good, but that "oh, so-and-so's behavior is going to be a distraction in the dugout" thing. In that way, I think the test could hardly be better. Fewer things to…

Yeah, but the listed date of birth at the top of the page is January of 1993, which would only make him twenty (it took me embarrassingly long to convince myself that that was right). I wouldn't rule out reporting errors, but between that and the fact that the dispo date was 2/4/13, and the sentence was confinement…

Wow, without Florida, we wouldn't even have cable news networks, would we? I'm blaming them for that, too.

CRICKET GAME TOO BUGGY.

"They even had drawings of what it would look like!"
I'm kind of surprised that they didn't have the gall to ask the city to fund their pitch, too.

Well, my plan for being single over the holidays is to drink a whole lot of rye and think nasty thoughts about my ex-girlfriends.

This data covers all the people who have played in the NFL and died, right? They didn't choose a particular starting date or minimum number of snaps or anything, did they?

I'm with you on this one. Best seat in the house is on my couch.

I agree, a good ham is tough to beat, but I think the best bit of the pig has to be the butt. I can make a couple pounds of pulled pork and be in heaven for the better part of a week. I honestly prefer just about every pork cut over bacon. Man, now you've got me thinking about pulled pork...

Oddly, I seem to do a lot better on the blues than the other colors. It's kinda weird.

If they're years without fatty goodness, you probably didn't want them anyway.

So I'm no pro on anything baseball labor related, but I have to ask; if Rodriguez game out tomorrow and said "yeah, you caught me, I did it," he's going to get a less sever penalty, right?

Pfft. Bullshit. Back up your claim with video evidence.

Alright, this is an Aaron Hernandez joke done right. I'll feel horrible for laughing at the murder of another person later, but for now, thumbs up.

I had no idea there was a show until recently, but my buddy back in elementary school had a bunch, and they were a blast.