Nope.

4:12.

I'm very sorry to hear about that. Fortunately, it seems like a lot of people are willing to share their recipes. They aren't cursing at me, though, so I'm still looking forward to yours.

Because you mentioned tomato sauce, is there any chance we could get a recipe for that sometime? I've not been able to find one that I like more than the jarred stuff at the grocery store yet.

From the Wikipedia page on the fencing response. I'm kinda surprised they didn't give the guy doing the punching a trucker cap and can of Coors Light to go with that tank top.

Your UPS guy would appreciate it if you just bought the A&M jersey, then put your own #2 on it.

That is one useful-looking link. Thanks for putting it out there.

Well played!

So, assuming this process goes the whole way, how long are we looking at? Also, is it true what I've heard, that he will most likely be suspended while any appeals are pending?

Politicians don't make the cut? Or do they fit in categories one and two?

Only in pro sports could the multi-millionaire be "he little guy."

That would also explain his stances on, well, pretty much everything. Just giving the people what they want.

Come on, dude. Mykkynz'y is clearly a girl's name.

Del.

Uh oh. Somebody mentioned Girl Scout cookies. Time for a media outlet to use it as evidence Deadspin is a horrible, racist place.

I actually only clicked this article to see if you had a new one for us. You can't rest on your laurels forever.

"There are over 400,000 student-athletes, and just about all of us will be going pro in something other than sports."

Oh, I agree with you that the nineties were ridiculous. Your pictoral evidence is incontrovertible, and just imagining the neon colors on some of my clothing hurts my eyes. Late nineties and its "X-TREME!" fixation makes me want to drink to forget. The less said about that, the better. I'm just saying, from what I…

Do people who didn't grow up in the 80s/90s really think that? I pretty much think all fashionable clothes look ridiculous after a couple years. It's how I justify never, ever dressing fashionably.

That story is awesome. Thanks for putting it out there. It's always nice to hear about the owners screwing over someone besides their host cities.