this way you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Me: This time I think I’m going to go straight melee, maybe dual-wield.
Me an hour later: Stealthy archer it is! (again)

I sleep in a race car bed.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

You mean a remote? ;)

I spontaneously did a 50-book challenge for Goodreads after picking up a book on January 1st, and it’s been fairly easy - I didn’t plan ahead, which means I got some duds at the library, but I also read Terry Pratchett for the first time, which has been very enjoyable. 50 was good for me to read about 20-40 minutes…

Two Pump Mocha Frappuccino for Chump Magnum!

Mocha for... Dump Maker?

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Just pretend you never heard their order correctly and wrote Mega Gump.

Make it a comedy. He can be senile and completely misremembering the assassin squad.

Also, go to lots of fancy balls and never bring them along.

The only time under can be acceptable is when you have meddling cats. According to science, cats evolved so that they only play with over rolls and see under rolls as a dangerous predator

You clearly missed the point of the video, which is precisely to fly over all the peasants in your private hellicopter.

Tbh, ‘‘Barack Obama’s First 100 Days were so black’’ sounds like the most lit article ever. It could discuss the extreme and immediate renovations that took place in their living quarters, replacing busts of mediocre white men with portraits of the cast of Fresh Prince. It could explore how our First Lady rehabbed an…

A whole Minajerie!

I was able to tell by the pixels.

This was for sure one of the best movies at Sundance this year. I'm a sucker for a good rom-com and Holly Hunter, and she doesn't disappoint.