As someone who’s job is literally giving advice, this comes up a surprising amount. Usually by people who want to jump the queue for questions I get through my submission form.

well... that was convincing

Wololo INDEED!

No magic? Bullshit!

Hey Allah, what time ya due back in boy’s town?

Link or didn’t happen

Did you hear about the homeopath that forgot to take their treatment? They died of an overdose!

Well, that joke bombed.

Yes. He was supposed to take the high road (so that other white people could point out what a good colored he is and use him as the standard by which all black people should behave when called nigger repeatedly by a white person in public) in the face of her verbal abuse, but he didn’t and that will be used as…

Actually, all this crazy shit is my muse. Under the guise of the Chamomile Tea Party, I take old posters and remix them with new text and imagery about the sorry state of American political discourse. So, every day I’m getting new material.

“Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”

Furikake. That is all.

So it’s Stranger Things in video game form?

I suggest she adds The Rock and a lot of muscle cars to the story. She could probably squeeze out another 6-7 seasons that way.

Sometimes those come years later

True but the collector editions are outrageous sometimes for little extra content.

*railed it

I see now why Ms. Yamada-Hosley closed with a reminder to exercise comma sense.

Ah... This must be it... The comma, before the storm.

I can’t be the only one seeing the irony of Priestman reporting on witches?