The thing about EA is they always try to walk it in.

I’ll take “A tits core” for $200, Alex!

Denis Villeneuve is an anagram of “evil elves in Dune”.

Nobody asked for this, but I wanted to find the wonderful music for the commercial and ended up going down a rabbit hole of music vids for the band behind the music. They’re called Aerial Camera, and most of their vids are all basically Wes Anderson + a home video camera from the 90's + a handful of goobers. They’re…

Try their Key Lime Pie. It’s really good.

should be tituss burgess

Nothing but Hits from the Bong.

If so, did it work for scales?

Was it a union dragon?

It’s in our DNA! You know, the nucleobases? Guanine, adenine, thymine and sorrysine.

Don’t ask me. I thought it was a Tick reference.

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

Hell, we can go even further than that. Federal minimum wage laws, this very minute, are subject to the Fair Labor and Standards Act of 1937. The Fair Labor and Standards Act exempts a series of professions, like domestic housework, agricultural labor, and waitor-ing/waitress-ing, from the provisions of the FLSA.…

We’re our own worst femme fatale.

It turns out that the giant tuna was actually just the friends we made along the way.

Wasn’t her poster already in that movie The Rural Juror?

How dare you be this reasonable

She isn’t a minimalist as much as wanting your home tidy and organized so it sparks joy. If books spark joy, have them! Her method is more like gardening of getting rid of the weeds in your life to just have the good things left.

We’re going to run out of these titles.