Haha yeah, for about half of the book I wasn’t sure if she was pulling my leg or what, with all that speaking to objects and stuff it’s like the self-help equivalent of “plan 9 from outer space”

So you agree with the book then

so his right hand sent him a letter, that’s nice.

the lobster obviously screamed the moment it woke up to find itself mutilated from the waist down and a small giant trying to eat it

‘a Lassiter always pays his harassment settlements’

Hey kids don’t forget to climb in those MALM drawers!

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Dang... you threw your daughter under the bus... er don’t tell your wife I compared her to a bus...*looks around nervously* HELP!, there’s quicksand everywhere!

Night of the living Deb has a nice joke along those lines, mediocre movie though.

it already is the 3 is a butt and the 4 a nose

State sponsored gangs

nobody notices the fitness-gap in Hollywood

That’s a great idea Crazy Tom from accounting, your CEO deserves a raise.

jackpot

invest in some cardboardcurrency

Kinja the shit outta this post

cocaine well spent

i know that dude!

and two of those over who invented humans