Cauc-asian... well they got that wrong they are clearly white

Macchiato for Dump Magma!

make him do all the roles ala Eddie Murphy

ohh that’s cool, is that a hobby of yours or a professional thing. I do’t think i could ever do that :/

aren’t they “call outs” not “references”? as in:

i thought he was black*

well men are worried of getting Spacey’d but women are afraid of getting Cosby’d

I’ll probably just hit the edge and trip

“I’m sorry, I don’t know how to get off the counter”

playing catch be like...

Konami Boxes

get outta here with your logic

Bill giveth and Bill taketh away

I dunno how you talk dude but i never know what I´m going to say until after I open my word-hole 

mario’s fashionable outfit is from a japanese ad

Shawarma Fries P:

those pesky fires where could they be...

Title: Language is Illogical