look at that greenscreen spill

Ha!, underlining the word "Patterns" is like the wrong version of the show don't tell philosophy

How do you feel about people who go "Hadouken!"

She is an unmarried human female struggling to succeed in a human male's world.

Superman: The Batmaning

now the cat version:

and why all the people in Tatooine dress like jedi, or if Obi-wan is just blending in why do all jedi dress like Tatooine hobos in the prequels

That f***ing cork, technically resolved just ohh so very lazily done , turning a metaphorical cork into an actual one.

very duplicate, much bold, so proofread, wow, such kinja.

that would make a great alt-history week, on a sub blog: alternate.io9.com or multiverse.io9.com

still no Pnsngltn... le sigh.

a mix would be awesome ala Bastion

I don't mean it as that at all. more like if you provide a person with the reasoning tools necessary to overcame the inertia of ignorance from the people you might be able to break it or at least ease it so the damages or reach are minimal. Think: Human stampede but in a social scale.

ha!

"ye old pub"

One thousand years ago...