Nobody cares about hockey, Boomer.

King Henrik (of the past decade) would like a word with you.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Do the people who stop and check their cell phones on the subway stairs count?

And 70 years from now we’ll all be dead. Really makes u think.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

On the bright side, C.C. Sabathia finally has some drinking buddies again.

It takes a very special sort of douchebag to make Bryce Harper look like a decent human being.

I think you forgot step 1: know if even bringing this up is going to sabotage your current relationship. Adultery—even the thought of adultery—is a straight-up dealbreaker for a lot of people.

6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

Before any Patriots fans comment:

that was my thought exactly.

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

The Chargers must be really excited about the prospect of getting that close to a Lombardi Trophy.

Know what's worse? People who complain about them.

I don't speak Spanish but I'm pretty sure I would get more analysis from these guys than McCarver and Buck

Totally with you on that. When I was the IT guy at the local coop I'd restart the print spooler service when I was around to fix it but gave up trying to set something up they'd have permission to use so just told them to reboot instead.