Plant cannibalism. Vegetarianism in its most vicious state.

Shut up. You’re all wrong.

So... a list of reasons from librarians of the many ways in which we are all wrong and the many reasons that we should all shut up.

Oddly enough, the guy at 1:00 isn’t cleaning the mirror. He’s actually failed the mirror test and thinks he’s helpfully cleaning the other guy in the jungle with him.

This is actually a great article, full of actionable tips and clear reasoning, but the writing style sounds like a children’s book writer. Not a bad thing, but a bit jarring.

what?

I ain’t having nun govermental types watchen me thru mar damn hoover (typos necessary)

My friends in Texas like to claim the state would have some kind of tremendous world-class economy...without any support from the federal government. Last time I checked, they receive a shitload of subsidies for their oil and gas companies, courtesy of our tax dollars.

See, I went into a hobby lobby not too long ago and I got an arts & crafts vibe to it, much like a michaels. I don’t remember seeing many items like resistors, switches, LEDs, etc.

That description sounds like a Walgreen electronics aisle. They need to turn them into stores for the maker movement with stuff like 3D printer kits, soldering/welding accessories, plastic and metal stock, LEDs and other electrical components, etc. Get back to the days when you could buy something there to build…

Can’t wait.

He shoots his friends for fun.

When you appreciate coffee for something more than a drug that keeps you stimulated and don’t pour it down your throat because that’s the quickest way to wake you up for your shitty job then yes, you do start spending more time on coffee. But you will be pleasantly surprised that it’s not much more work to get a…

It’s really not that bad. You do prep work perhaps once every 2 weeks to find/buy/grind your coffee. Then the actual act of brewing your coffee is about 4-5 minutes with the “complicated” way at most vs. 30 seconds with the pod. If you can’t wait for your coffee for 4 1/2 minutes you have way bigger problems in life…

The secret is out, we don’t fart in Canada. It will never sell up here.

Ditto for Australian. I can’t imagine how much disposable income I’d need to consider this trivial enough to buy as a joke.

I have never been happier to be Canadian

I add a modifier. do those ALONE. not with friends or with a group. Alone to focus on each other and not others.

Counterpoint!

I think it’s pretty barbaric that men still have to tie a piece of silk around their neck to be taken seriously.