It’s fiction. :)

The insensitivity you show is stunning.

What a terrible thing to say ‘Point out the homeless person that would be missed the least’? Wow.

Regarding attractiveness, If a guy has a great body, it's a huge plus. Even if he is not do good looking. Just throw a flag over his face and do it for your country.

We can learn from the ‘crazy ‘ and ‘evil’. And possibly it’s these people from whom we should try and learn the most.

I stand by the microwave because radiation excites me and makes my filaments glow.

This is totally me. I believed it was something that people appreciated. At my previous place of employment, my skills were valued and I was highly utilized and held in regard. However, I realized that many people did not 'like' me, because they believed me to be a 'know it all' and 'intimidating'. That is a trap for…

Phrasing.

GODDAMMIT. And shutup.

Nope. He couldn't 'pass'. I never understood but I never asked. He was a nice guy all things considered. There are just some odd people in the world.

I had awesome sex with a black ne0-Nazi. Talk about some self loathing... mine and his.

That drag queen. Yeah... that probably explains it all.

Duh. That's an alien. Sheesh.

Gravity is only a theory. Like evolution. Duh.

Add every Captain America movie and anything with Katherine Heigl. Becauase sucks.

So not true. Fly from AMS to anywhere on a flight with people from Mumbai.

Great! Now can we get a twelfth Doctor that's not awful?

I've found NPR to be a great sleep aid.

Gasp! Not so. Lowly staff should never Park near us faculty! /sarcasm

Now I get it. The Loch Ness monster came to the Earth on a UFO to steal our vaccines!