He has.... a HOOK HAND.... (said in my best Judy Tenuta voice)

The interesting part is that they attend a Christian school.

You'd be really bothered to see mine then...

EXACTLY what I thought when I saw that 'chair'...

Oh.... I thought it said pushups... I was all excited to make an orange pushup. :(

Oh good Science - WHO CARES? *walks away*

Whenever I find a vegetable not palatable or even offensive, I either deep fry it in a beer batter or I dip it in dark chocolate and eat it with red wine. I find that to be helpful and I am still eating my veggies too!

This is state dependent. In my state, the question about previous terminations is on all applications. Companies CAN provide the reason you left in the form of 'Is this person able to be rehired by your organization', etc. Also, depending on your field of work - it is pretty cool how many people know how many people -…

This is state dependent. In my state, the question about previous terminations is on all applications. Companies CAN provide the reason you left in the form of 'Is this person able to be rehired by your organization', etc. Also, depending on your field of work - it is pretty cool how many people know how many people -…

This is state dependent. In my state, the question about previous terminations is on all applications. Companies CAN provide the reason you left in the form of 'Is this person able to be rehired by your organization', etc. Also, depending on your field of work - it is pretty cool how many people know how many people -…

This is state dependent. In my state, the question about previous terminations is on all applications. Companies CAN provide the reason you left in the form of 'Is this person able to be rehired by your organization', etc. Also, depending on your field of work - it is pretty cool how many people know how many people -…

I literally LOL'd at your comment - because mostly I was thinking the same thing- and I was glad to see someone else said it.

This was the small print from the Obamacare 'death squads'. *duh*

I was supposed to graduate high school in 1991 but I got out in 1989. I was tormented horribly in middle school for being gay. It was incredible - these kids knew I was gay before I knew. Fortunately, I had a small group of very good friends, all the geeks and nerds and social outcasts, but we were tight. The bullying…

Holy crap I was forced to take several years of English and composition in school! The problem (I think) is that the way we were taught to speak then wasn't keeping up with the way people were actually speaking. Just a thought.

But how does this explain the manner in which Noah got the dinosaurs onto the Ark?

This might sound totally cheesy, but I use Angie's List. In my city at least it is awesome and I found an online coupon code which made it super cheap. It also let's you know the closest people around you who have used the contractor (or many other services) and you can read their reviews. So far, I love it.

Sounds like a person with borderline personality disorder exhibiting attention seeking behavior.

Probably not. As with W7, you can easily disable this and use the vendor of your choice. I actually LOVE MS Security Essentials, which is saying something since I generally do not love much that is MS.

Many people call me a 'crazy liberal', but I see myself as extremely conservative (no, not a Republican). I believe that government has a place and a role in ensuring certain basic needs are met in the lives of its citizenry. If government is by the people, fore the people. I believe that food, water, health care and…