I don’t want the comments of this review to have any spoilers, but I’ll do some sort of post on Friday in which we can all talk about the whole game.

Anyone remember or better yet, read one of the old Doom paperbacks? It was so bad that I think I may have enjoyed one or two.  I recall a friend of mine lending them to me and telling me they were amazing.  That's not the word I would use to describe them.

Fun fact: the cartridges are coated with denatonium benzoate, a non-toxic, bitter-tasting agent, as a safety precaution against accidental consumption by young children.

I always have this stuff on hand ever since I was a teenager and noticed the overpriced pimple wipes were something like 99% alcohol as the active ingredient and saved some money. It damages very little, but takes off glue residue and all kinds of filth without nasty chemicals and a strong smell and I’ve used it for…

The gym today was pretty empty for the usual morning crowd. Typically in the 20-30's count, was more like 6. But of course ‘Colossus’ showed up slamming plates around and dropping weight on the floor like a god damn heathen. We get it bro....you’re mad at COVID.... we all are. No need to take it out on the weights. 

We were busy playing Unreal Tournament, and then that little known Half-Life mod, Counterstrike.

While the fans do love Paradise, I think 3 is by far the fan favorite of the Burnout series. 3 is still the best the formula has ever been in my opinion, having linear race tracks was so much better than an open world and a GPS you had to try and follow. 

Congratulations. You just paid to throw away the 4-5 peppers that the store had to throw away for free!

Well first off, it’s not Spanish ham. “Soy ham” is a description, not an introduction.

You’re not supposed to look at the receipt. What, are you some sort of accountant or something?

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

there is an overnight ‘cruise’ between italy and croatia....very efficient use of time!

I gotta go with Sweet Baby Ray’s. I’m partial to the Hickory & Brown Sugar version myself, but other flavors are pretty good too. Great for chicken, burgers, ribs, brisket, baked potatoes with bacon & cheese, even meatloaf if you make it right. Most grocery stores I’ve been to out west carry it, but if you can’t find…

I gotta go with Sweet Baby Ray’s. I’m partial to the Hickory & Brown Sugar version myself, but other flavors are…

It’s a little black disc with some wires coming out of it.

I don’t see myself needing an extra footlong or wanting to use an app to order from them. Half of the point of Subway is that you can see the sandwich made in front of you so you can make sure nobody puts any goddamn mayo on it and that there aren’t just 2 slivers of onion on the whole thing.

Actual damage to the cars will be minimal. (In most cases just draining and refilling the tank will do it — any contaminated fuel in the fuel injection system will get flushed out pretty quickly.) The biggest expense is probably going to be disposing of the contaminated fuel. This is a more common problem than you’d…

I am so over the whole concept of “games as service.”

Mike,

I mean, this was some giant-ass submarine where there was a gigantic secret compartment where hundreds of nazis soldiers and mechas managed to hide out in for a whole year without anyone noticing.

Does it include AC or do you have to murder a couple people for that?