Goddamn that’s good kinja.

Sir, it comes in Zeus Bronze Metallic, which is fancy brown:

I’m almost 100% flip of you. I loved Rocko, Ahh real monsters, and cat dog. but I got tired of Doug, hey Arnold, wild Thornberries and rocket power.

Ok... Two takeaways from this...

Not a stupid question. The simple answer is no. It would take a whole lot of devices charging off the same outlet for it to have any effect like that.

honestly you end up getting so many weapons that I was annoyed my weapons weren’t breaking fast enough

It is because it tries to load the next story on the same page as the comments of the one you are reading. They have a persistent bug in the coding that has been present for months, but they refuse to move away from the idea of auto loading the next page. It is messed up.

Jesus, who shit in your wheaties?

Simple: spoon or fork up some of their meal and go: “Choo choo train pulling into the station... Open up! CHOO CHOO!”. If the patron turns away and/or spits up the food, you know they weren't into it. Otherwise, you just earned that 20%!

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Are you suggesting that they didn’t want to make the payout? If so, we’re in the same boat. 

I mean a lot of stuff like that, the “celebration” comes from being in a crowd with like-minded people, having fun and meeting each other without any kind of stress or any social “rules of engagement” to follow. Humans are social animals, so it feels good to be apart of a crowd.

I personally am not a fan of that kind…

Alternatively, you could have waited until just this past August to go out and find a ‘ 16 GT loaded to the gills with 14k miles. You might have even gotten lucky and found one that already had an Corsa exhaust system installed.

I'd play the hell out of a Wake Island map

Wait something happens to Dutch!? thanks alot Jason. ;) 

This is why I love early access periods.

Other thing you could’ve done - call the number on the back of the card.  The text may have had the number for the $BANK fraud department, but if you call $BANK customer service, they’ll see something on your account and transfer you to fraud if it’s legit.

Do you know what would save Subaru? A turbo BRZ, said every uninformed enthusiast ever.

Subarus are overrated. 

Their memes are better though.