The title image kind of looks like James May.

Thanks. Vancouver has also been at or near the top of "Most Liveable Cities in the World" (actually many Canadian cities are as a result of the great combination of safety, economy, liberties, social services, etc.)

You get an "A" in missing the point.

Yeah, I know, right? It's like people think a static chart could possibly display value changes over time using x-y coordinates.

Thank you for reminding me that Sniff Petrol exists. I have to go now.

I don't think there's any way that the sentence can hold up on appeal (if it does, then the American judicial system is beyond hope.) It's excessive, and obviously so. I understand that there needs to be increased sentences for habitual criminals, but this is excessive. I get that he clearly hasn't learned his lesson,…

He just missed discovering his sleep number?

I spend my weekends with a grease pencil going around mall parking lots and crossing the wife or one of the kids out of the family.

Yes.

I see an angry dog in the front. The main grill is the big black nose, lower part is the mouth turned up at the sides, and the headlights are obviously the eyes. It wants to bark at me.

"Shaped like a jew's (sic) nose?"

Not unless the guy meant the nation of Blackistan.

That's happening this weekend? Shit, I forgot all about it.

If it was an important meeting, he would have parked in the lobby and thrown the receptionist a fiver to keep an eye on it.

There are a few places in Toronto that are pretty awful and could be uglied-up with camera work and lighting. What they should really do is go film in the industrial part of Hamilton. That's where Robocop should be doing his thing.

Orgasmically? What have you been dating?

I can't take you seriously after that comment.

Yeah, you could see him spinning, then they cut away, and my stomach dropped a bunch.

All of the above. Plus give people something really cool.