As the owner of '90s Hondas and an early '00s Mazda, what is this "rustproofing" you speak of? Is it simply proof that the vehicle will rust? If so, it works really well.

"Hey, do a burnout!"

Thanks for the advice. I actually held a distributor cap on for a few years with zip-ties, so I know how good they are. (Two of the screws holding it on had snapped off and I didn't have the wherewithal to drill them out at the time.) I also like that if zip-ties don't work you just snip them off.

As someone who recently got a cheap (like nearly free) minivan to replace a dead car for the last year of school: I like the wood-screw idea. The running boards on the side have dropped off from the rust and I want to attach them somehow.

Agreed. I was thinking about it today because I realized that a guy at work looks like chubby Cary Elwes.

Maybe some of the older adventure games for the PC? Sure, many of them were grand adventures as the name of the genre implies, but I remember a lot of them being just really nice stories. In Gabriel Knight, the Longest Journey, or Grim Fandango (I need to play that again as soon as is humanly possible) there were…

I've never lived in a narrow house (have lived in Japan though), but I have lived in very large and very small places. I prefer the smaller spaces overall because there is so little clutter and it always feels clean and simple. The only real need is that you must have the ability to get away from your significant…

Yeah, there are some ideas that are so good that I actually get jealous of them. It's an awakening to just how limited I am.

It would never work. Polar bears are known as "the party bear" and the seal would never want to go clubbing.

If you ever actually divorce, just lie in bed at night and ask her: "So, do I call you my ex now?"

I'm pretty sure the 3-D printing thing is only a "because I can" thing. But I agree, this is not the way to make a replica.

Everything has been done on Reddit. It's very possible to make a similar comment/joke without having ever redd it. Also, there's no Karma to whore here.

There is no hope for Chris Harris. He mooned them while dry-humping their nonna. The bridge was burned, fell down, then all the engineers left town.

I just pretend that the green VW then is like a silver Camry now: there's lots of them out there.

BURN IN HELL!

Apparently the only automotive-related thing the British don't make is a TV series longer than 6 episodes.

Yeah, wait times in Canada are for when people can wait.

If she puts her feet on the dash, I say: "If we get into an accident, the airbag will put your knees through your face." If that doesn't work I just tell her it makes her look low-class and trampy.

But those can cost, like, ten dollars.

Wow. Sounds like it's getting pretty serious. You gonna drive him to the airport too?