Tesla Owners to Tesla: "It's shit like this that's gonna bring this situation to a head, man! Look, I ain't threatening you or nothing, all right? You know I respect you and all. But just don't put me in this position, all right?!"

I'm comfortable with the outcome here. Cyclists generally aren't that problematic, especially in rush-hour congestion. The Hyundai was being a dick and hated the fact that there was someone moving faster than they were all while getting fit.

That's like the time I was at an LPGA tournament and had a "Michelle, I want to put my WIEner in you!" sign.

Who put cement in your cereal this morning?

At 3:16 (the time, not the Bible verse) you can see a house with the world's worst insurance-cost-to-house-value ratio. I'm surprised it doesn't have a car-shaped hole in it.

For some reason I thought this read "longest car you've ever owned" and I though it was a weird question. It's not like length matters when it comes to cars.

That's still a gorgeous car. Like a Japanese BMW, but somehow not derivative.

The guy looks familiar...

"I think this one is Purr-fect."

There's something so gorgeously minimalistic about the whole video. I'd imagine that the driver even delivers cabbage to mountain-top hotels at night. If it weren't for all the corruption and mass-graves, it would definitely be a place I'd like to visit.

Yep, that was my though the whole time too. Felt like he was skipping gears.

Uhh... maybe you should get back to work rather than surf the 'net? You might actually get somewhere that way.

At 0:45 you can see them total the front-right suspension. Six seconds into their escape and it's over.

I don't use the word "yearn" a lot, but that's what I do for this car. I yearn for it. Just looking at it you know it would be one of the greatest driving experiences of your life. Some day... some day...

Saving the "box and supply" store was not necessary, but saving the cars...

Agree. Love the car, but imagine how great it would have been with a turbo-4... Or anything else really. As is, it has the torque of an old Honda, the economy of a supercar, and the reliability of something from Italy in the '80s. I like having a "neat" car as much as the next guy, but "neat" won't get me to work on…

A car from a movie that I've only seen most of. No. Not interesting enough, sorry.

It's all funny, but you can skip to about 1:25 to start getting to all the dirty hoe talk. Corner Gas is epic Canadian comedy.

Fifteen years? Still faster than union labour. Zing!

Yes. It's unreliable and inefficient for its power output. Sure, it's neat, but neat doesn't sell cars.