I mean, it's in the title for God's sake!

Mazda has done a really good job of making cars that people want to drive. And they are fun to drive. Even something as small as having a low steering ratio greatly improves the fun and darty feel of the car. Now they just have to do better at making people want to own their cars. They so often have a fatal flaw in…

Who's waiting to give head? The fire extinguisher?

I'm going to start getting offended anytime someone wants to refer to me as "Caucasian" because I don't want to be associated with these ass-hats in any way.

I think its a Civic. I can tell by the functional Gundam Wing.

My theory was that no matter who you shoot, you'll either get someone who was unemployed, or get someone who now needs to have their position filled by the unemployed person. Either way, unemployment goes down.

Hmm... I just ran a mental test: I pictured women at work whom I respect and find intelligent. Then I pictured them with huge boobs. While picturing them with larger boobs I did find them less intelligent. But then I wanted to give them money and do menial tasks for them. So I'm sure it all evens out.

He was so clearly joking that I'm now wondering if you were joking about him joking... I'm in a comments-inception.

That would certainly help the economy. When you have 8% unemployment, and then have 8% of the population die from gunshot wounds, you no longer have 8% unemployment.

Yeah, but then you don't have a year of physical therapy for whiplash and a lifetime of "something being wrong in your neck." You have insurance; use it when you total a car.

Your life is pathetic; for you see, you have no sense of humour. Where your sense of humour should be there is just a gaping void which you attempt to fill with the joy of vitriol.

Paradise Blue Green Pearl. In the daylight it's a pleasant green colour that blends with nature and causes supreme serenity.

"6. The Secret Service operates a refresher driving school for Presidents leaving office, most of whom have not driven themselves for four to eight years."

Hmmm. If it were the automotive version of anal, I think they'd be in a VW of some sort.

The ad is not great, it's completely forgettable in fact, but that is a seriously sharp-looking car. Lexus refinement with looks like that? The Germans better watch out.

The laws around industrial design rights are a lot more fluid and interpretable than those around copyrights and trademarks. So one would have to look at the whole vehicle and have a reasonable person determine that this looks too much like a Ford truck. The counter argument, of course, is that all trucks look alike…

One-77 shouldn't be in the city, One-77 wants to drive.

I'll admit that last season I actually preferred the American version, but new Top Gear is always a good thing.

I use the handbrake and look out my side windows to see where I'm going. Link a couple together and you get the Canadian version of those crazy Arab drifting videos.

I think we all know what a REAL Scotsman looks like.