Clean up the Bondo a bit, paint it candy yellow, and give it chrome 24"s. You'll not find an easier way to get attention like that. Maybe paint "Pussy Wagon" on the side too.

Yeah, I'm sure there will be no issues with non-police officers driving around in Crown Vics and pulling people over. I'm sure this will have zero negative consequences.

Hybrid Synergy just kicked in, yo!

The front end is actually the damaged part. It came from the parkade across the street, which makes it even more impressive.

Then it's a good thing that Chechnya's not in Europe. Otherwise, they'd all look like fools.

Eww...

Then they should probably stop speaking Tagalog.

It's definitely a nice price, but I'd never get one. I tried to sit in one once (at the Canadian Car Museum) and could not fit my 6'4", 220 lb. body in it. It was a bitter-sweet moment for me.

"one that got away"

But the Versa comes from Mexico, which has had different exchange fluctuations than Japan has.

Gaah! I hate that "feature" on a vehicle. Every time I come to a red light I wonder why my radio just got quiet.

And the other one's in the trash.

Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

Yeah, Dubai is on the south side of Turkmenistan, whereas Brunei is on the north-east side, closer to Chad and Chile.

Yeah, the first politician to make that an issue will win. Nothing like looking at a paperback and wondering why I have to pay 10.99 while Americans are paying 6.99. Cars are obviously worse. I still haven't heard a good reason for why this happens. When we were down at 62 cents, sure, but that was a long time ago.

Hey, the Miata in that picture was violently assaulted. Don't pretend it's similar to what happened to the suicidal Panda (?) above. And besides, the Miata went out like a bad-ass. "If I'm going down, I'm taking the whole building with me!"

I love the seductive porno music that plays as the car slowly sets itself on fire... and then explodes into a climactic fireball before quieting down for the after-glow.

BOOM, headshot! 15-year import rule, FTW!

The car looks nice from a design standpoint and looks a lot more road-worthy than most concepts. I have no problem with AWD, and I have no problem with hybrid technology (it's all about the cars they put them on). The lack of a proper manual transmission isn't even that big of a deal any more as long as I'm still…

Was the picture of "Jurassic Park?" 'Cause that's why I loved your reference. I remember the line from watching the movie as a kid, but now it has the Honey Badger voice over it, and it's making me giggle.