The following caller said, in a very angry tone, his car was submerged under water with "7 grams of sour diesel inside". They cut him off right away. Both calls were hilarious live.

So the REAL title of this article should be "These are the beers that normal, non-pretentious people like, and this is why they suck"

"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

Given where the Cup is being held, the players should be grateful there's any turf on the pitch at all.

I don't care what Donald Sterling said quite frankly. But let's get some facts straight here because a lot of people seem to be confused.

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

So an AC problem leads to an A/C problem? Thanks for keeping us current on this, Barry.

Allow me to explain: The music is chosen because Daisy, a female, has been wiped out and hence she is no longer on Luigi's list of problems, the sum total of which is ninety-nine.

99 problems, and the music ain't one.

Or even writers who could handle basic plural agreements HAH I GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER

I bet you Jeter's kids will give him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug every year, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's not even in the top 10 greatest dads.

USATF probably has a contractual obligation to protect Nike's sponsorship rights. You could not have nitpicked a more meaningless point.

Because I fear being inaccurate.

He didn't mince words.

"all we can do, in her sacrifice, is to make sure that it never happens again."

Do you know how pissed we are in Los Angeles right now? First, Laker fans aren't used to this lottery shit. Secondly no top three, fine, I get the odds, but to see the bumblefuck in Cleveland Dan Gilbert win this bastard thing again. That piece of shit cried to Stern and before you know it the league reneges on the…

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

Oh sorry, it's not "people who have a modicum of class and respect", it's "rambling old puritans". My bad.